While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained…to review terrible movies!
Vimeo version here just in case: https://vimeo.com/117500081
Cinematic Excrement
Hollywood can suck it!
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained…to review terrible movies!
Vimeo version here just in case: https://vimeo.com/117500081
Cinematic Excrement 
This movie so desperately wants Heston.
I didn’t see the opening text crawl when I saw this on TV last October, but … yeah, you were right to rip this to shreds like the rest of the world has.