In which I ponder modern tastes in sandwiches.
Vimeo link in case YT video goes down: https://vimeo.com/126572831
Cinematic Excrement
Hollywood can suck it!
In which I ponder modern tastes in sandwiches.
Vimeo link in case YT video goes down: https://vimeo.com/126572831
Cinematic Excrement 
Solid review – even if you are just an occasional Turtles fan like me, this movie sounds pretty lame.
Regarding the next review, I’ll guess… Howard the Duck? Tarzan, the Ape Man? A Disney sequel, or a cheap Dreamworks / Pixar-Mockbuster?
Funnily enough, this is not the first movie in which Will Arnett and Megan Fox have both appeared—though that movie is Jonah Hex.
I was in no hurry to see this movie, either; really, I was awaiting your review of it. My only exposure to the Turtles is having seen the first movie (at a friend’s insistence), passively heard my brother watching a few episodes of the ’03 cartoon, and read a kids’ tie-in picture book when I was really little. As for the review, my complaint has to do with my YouTube connection, not the review’s content; YT kept timing in and out.
As for the next review, I’ll guess you’re doing either Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties or Jaws: The Revenge.
The sandwich is a reference to Arrested Development season 4, where mustard and parmasan sandwiches abound and are a veiled reference to the clue movie.