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Osama Bin Laden in 5 Seconds
We got him!
Episode 16: Meet the Spartans
This horrible comedy has been brought to you by…well, everyone apparently!
Jon Bon Jovi rant
The title pretty much says it all. Warning: Some of this footage is disturbing.
Episode 15: Chicken Little
I wish the sky had fallen on this movie.
Charlie Sheen in 5 seconds
I think this one is self explanatory.
Muammar Gaddafi in 5 seconds
The last moments of Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Or at least, it’s how I picture it.
Episode 14: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
In the year 2000, a small group of filmmakers set out to create an unbelievably crappy sequel. Several months later, their footage was found…unfortunately.
2010 Golden Raspberry Awards
So it turns out that the last two films I’ve reviewed, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and The Last Airbender, are tied for the most Razzie nominations this year with nine a piece. Can I pick ’em or what?
On top of that, Jackson Rathbone has been nominated for Worst Supporting Actor for both films. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel bad for the guy just a little, but between his wooden performance in TLA and his inconsistent Texan accent in Eclipse, he really does deserve it.
Episode 13: Eclipse
The Twilight saga continues, yet it doesn’t really go anywhere. Can’t say I’m surprised.
NOTE: The video originally uploaded to Youtube/Blip had a weird, yellow tint whenever I was on camera due to my webcam suddenly developing a mind of its own (leading me to eventually getting rid of it and getting a real camcorder). This version has been color-corrected and looks much better, at least as much as the original webcam footage would allow.
Cinematic Excrement 