Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes

Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.

Episode 77 – Sharknado 3

Posted on March 8, 2016 by smeghead4269

At least it’s not in 3D.

Episode 76: Fifty Shades of Grey

Posted on January 29, 2016 by smeghead4269

Fifty shades of NOPE!

Episode 75 – The Star Wars Holiday Special

Posted on December 26, 2015 by smeghead4269

I have a bad feeling about this.

Episode 74 – Die Another Day

Posted on November 28, 2015 by smeghead4269

Derp Another Day sounds more accurate.

Episode 73 – “Manos” The Hands Of Fate

Posted on November 1, 2015 by smeghead4269

Dive into true horror as I review what has been called the worst movie ever made. The Master approves.

Episode 72 – Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Posted on October 4, 2015 by smeghead4269

These are the voyages…the incredibly slow voyages.

VLOG: Black Mass

Posted on September 20, 2015 by smeghead4269

You always have a choice…

Episode 71 – Jupiter Ascending

Posted on August 31, 2015 by smeghead4269

I CREATE LIFE…and I destroy it.

Episode 70 – Total Recall (2012)

Posted on July 31, 2015 by smeghead4269

Come on, Cohaagen. You got what you want. Give these people a good movie!

VLOG: Ant-Man

Posted on July 22, 2015 by smeghead4269

It’s time to become the hero…by breaking into a place and stealing some shit.