Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

The only thing scary about this movie is the fact that they thought Uwe Boll should be the one to make it. Did they not see House Of The Dead?

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We’re gonna need a bigger review.

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Let’s see what a $2 movie looks like.

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You will believe a man can suck.

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Yes, that’s really the title.

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The mind of Zack Snyder is a strange thing indeed.

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Ray Harryhausen, 1920-2013

Truly a master of his craft.

Truth vs. lies, agent vs. agent, ineptitude vs. incompetence.

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Line?

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When Vanilla Ice is the best part of your movie, you know you’re in bad shape.