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Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
In Memoriam
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, 1944-2017
We lost another legend today. Whether he was managing at ringside or behind the announcers’ desk, no one could touch him on the mic. Rest easy, weasel.
And now, here’s Heenan laughing uncontrollably at “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.
Episode 95, part 2 – Ready To Rumble
They put the World Championship on who!?
Episode 95, part 1 – Ready To Rumble
Let’s make a movie for wrestling fans that makes fun of wrestling fans. It’ll make millions!
Episode 94 – Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Damn global warming!
Episode 93 – Planet of the Apes (2001)
It’s a shithouse! A shithouse!
Episode 92 – Iron Eagle
It’s got an Oscar-winning actor. How bad can it be?
In Memoriam
Sir Roger Moore, 1927-2017
Nobody did it better.
In Memoriam
Chris Cornell, 1964-2017
I’ve been wandering sideways
I’ve stared straight into the sun
Still I don’t know why you’re dying
Long before your time has come
Somehow I always figured he’d die (relatively) young. It’s happened to quite a few artists whose music I grew up with. But I never expected suicide.
Rest easy, Chris. Your legacy will never be Outshined.
Episode 91 – The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones
What’s worse than Twilight? A Twilight clone, natch!
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