In which I explain the importance of calling your mom after a near fatal accident.
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Episode 98 – Eight Crazy Nights
Put on your yarmulke.
Episode 97 – Found Footage
Episode 96 – Pan
Every legend has a beginning. Some are better than others.
In Memoriam
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, 1944-2017
We lost another legend today. Whether he was managing at ringside or behind the announcers’ desk, no one could touch him on the mic. Rest easy, weasel.
And now, here’s Heenan laughing uncontrollably at “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.
Episode 95, part 2 – Ready To Rumble
They put the World Championship on who!?
Episode 95, part 1 – Ready To Rumble
Let’s make a movie for wrestling fans that makes fun of wrestling fans. It’ll make millions!
Episode 94 – Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Damn global warming!
Episode 93 – Planet of the Apes (2001)
It’s a shithouse! A shithouse!
Episode 92 – Iron Eagle
It’s got an Oscar-winning actor. How bad can it be?
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