Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

If nothing else, the title is accurate.

GnR, jealous weapons, fat Zeus, and the god of thunder’s ass. It’s Thor: Love and Thunder!

Rather than just taking a second look at Breaking Dawn Part 2, let’s revisit the saga that began my descent into madness.

Are you gonna get that?

Pixar takes us to infinity, but did they go beyond?

The filmmakers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Talk to me, Goose.

I will avenge you, father! I will save you, mother! I will kill you, Fjolnir!

No Prodigy in the soundtrack. Minus five stars.