Starring Johnny Fucking Cage

Or Lee Cronin’s Evil Dead?

Who’s bad? The people who made this movie.

The story of a boy, his dad, and a universe-destroying cannon.

Fist my bump.

It’s the *what* floor?

If you can’t beat them, be them.

Beaver, chopped wooden logs, potato

Oh, Canada…

Take care of your employees, or they’ll take care of you.