These two gumshoes are picking up the slack.

Sam Raimi is back, baby!

In which I review all six live action Transformers movies in one shot. I must be a glutton for punishment.

Don’t mind if I do!

Gotta go fast.

They used WHAT as a weapon!?

In which I spend far too much time talking about Ana de Armas’ ass.

Seriously, what the hell was up with [REDACTED] showing up at the end?

Let’s face it, this was pretty much the inevitable result of Nick Cage’s career.

In which I explain how Shyamalan made my niece a bad sister.