It’s the big sendoff to the M:I franchise. Did it go out with a bang, a whimper, or something in between?

In which I explain why you should never hire the lowest bidder.

Just how many times can they destroy New York City?

He did what with a fire sprinkler!?

You keep dancing with the devil, one day he’s gonna follow you home.

Lava chicken?

He’s Nathan Caine. He feels no pain.

In which I explain the importance of proper cable management.

They finally acknowledged the giant f***ing head in the ocean.