Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

In which I discuss the numerical scale of rectal discomfort.

I may have gotten a little carried away with this one…

Let’s not and say we did.

Robin Williams, 1951-2014

I could not even begin to count the number of times this man made me laugh. We lost one of the greats.

Cowabunga!

NOTE: Minor spoilers. I talk about the movie’s version of the turtles’ origin story.

In which I demonstrate how Hollywood has forgotten how to make a found footage movie.

*NOTE* Spoilers towards the end, but you will be warned.

Imagine what would happen if you made a movie using only 10% of your brain.

And every one of them should have been “NO”.

Vimeo version here: https://vimeo.com/118674513

The first movie sucked ass. Is the sequel any better? Also, a quick word on Weird Al Yankovic’s latest album.

Does the new Apes movie still live up to the hype? And is Sharknado still funny with a trio of old men yelling at it?