Five years of bullshit has led to a review of this very special movie. What could it be?
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Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
VLOG: Dumb and Dumber To
Did I like it a lot, or was it just dumb (and dumber)?
VLOG: Interstellar
Do not go quietly into that good night.
NOTE: I have been informed that my understanding of time dilation is incorrect. It’s actually the gravitational force of the supermassive black hole that slows down time and not the gravity of Miller’s planet itself. And this is why I’m glad to have viewers that are smarter than I am.
There are, of course, other issues with Miller’s planet, as well as other parts of the movie. (Seriously, frozen clouds?) But at least this one has been cleared up.
Episode 61: The Amityville Haunting
The family did not survive. Their recordings did…unfortunately.
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Episode 60: The Legend Of Hercules
At least he’s not in New York this time.
Vimeo version here in case the Youtube video goes down. Again.
VLOG: As Above So Below (WARNING: contains some spoilers)
Does this movie rise above, or should it be sent down below?
Episode 59: Cutthroat Island
I may have gotten a little carried away with this one…
VLOG: Into The Storm
In which I demonstrate how Hollywood has forgotten how to make a found footage movie.
*NOTE* Spoilers towards the end, but you will be warned.
Episode 58: A Thousand Words
And every one of them should have been “NO”.
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Episode 57: Getaway
This is Getaway, and it should.
Vimeo version here: https://vimeo.com/118674511
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