Disney’s John Carter has arrived, so I figured it was time I did a commentary on that other version.

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Oh dear god, they’re breeding.

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Ben Kingsley’s in it, so it can’t be that bad…right?

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‘Tis the season, but I ain’t jolly.

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Anyone else think there should be another word in the title? Dark Side of the Moon, perhaps? Maybe Pink Floyd had it trademarked.

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Racist robots, annoying humans, middle-aged man-ass, and death reduced to a minor inconvenience.

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Heroic Autobots, evil Decepticons, stupid humans.

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Aliens? In my ’80s fantasy film? It’s more likely than you think!

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Oh goodie, another video game adaptation.

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