Can I have a Mountain Dew?
Parts 2 and 3 after the break, or watch the full video on Vimeo here: https://vimeo.com/111813160
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Episode 18: Eragon
This is what happens when you make a movie based on a novel but only read the Cliff’s Notes.
Parts 2 and 3 available after the break, or watch the full uncut version here: https://vimeo.com/111078920
Episode 17: The Cat In The Hat
This cat needs to be put to sleep.
Part 2 after the break, or watch the full video uncut on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/111078919
Osama Bin Laden in 5 Seconds
We got him!
Episode 16: Meet the Spartans
This horrible comedy has been brought to you by…well, everyone apparently!
Jon Bon Jovi rant
The title pretty much says it all. Warning: Some of this footage is disturbing.
Episode 15: Chicken Little
I wish the sky had fallen on this movie.
Charlie Sheen in 5 seconds
I think this one is self explanatory.
Muammar Gaddafi in 5 seconds
The last moments of Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Or at least, it’s how I picture it.
Episode 14: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
In the year 2000, a small group of filmmakers set out to create an unbelievably crappy sequel. Several months later, their footage was found…unfortunately.
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