Let’s hope it really is the last.
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Episode 11: House of the Dead
The only thing scary about this movie is the fact that someone actually paid Uwe Boll to make it.
Episode 10: Snakes on a Plane
I have had it with these motherf***ing movies on this motherf***ing plane!
Episode 9: Hercules in New York
The first film to feature the Governator. It’s a miracle it wasn’t also the last.
Episode 8: New Moon
Not content with simply destroying vampire lore, the Twilight saga returns to take a steaming dump on werewolves.
Episode 7: The Fourth Kind
An encounter of the third kind brought us a memorable movie about aliens. An encounter of the fourth kind…not so much.
The Boondock Saints in 5 seconds
Okay, so this one is actually more than five seconds. But really, aren’t they all?
Episode 6: Princess of Mars
This time, the Smeghead takes a break from the land of mainstream and enters the dreaded world of direct-to-DVD, courtesy of The Asylum…with predictable results.
Episode 5: Catwoman
A movie that was ever so far from purrrrfect. DC Comics should be ashamed of signing off on this one.
Episode 4 – Home on the Range
Remember all of the great, top-notch, animated Disney films that you grew up with? This isn’t one of them.
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