Everybody comes to Hollywood…
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 128 – Freddy Got Fingered
He’s a 28-year-old man.
Cinematic Excrement: 2nd Look – Battlefield Earth
Does this movie get any better (or worse) the second time around?
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 127 – Surviving Christmas
I know Christmas already came and went, but better late than never, eh?
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 126 – Wild Wild West
It’s time to get wicky wicky wild!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 125 – An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Maybe Hollywood should burn.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 124 – The Postman
It flopped in 1997. Was it really that bad, or just 23 years ahead of its time?
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 123 – Striptease
Vaseline!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 122 – Showgirls
I picked a hell of a time to go PG-13.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 121 – Color of Night
Yes, another erotic thriller. Thanks, 1990s.