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Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 122 – Showgirls
I picked a hell of a time to go PG-13.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 121 – Color of Night
Yes, another erotic thriller. Thanks, 1990s.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 120 – 10th Anniversary, part 2
The Turtles took to the big screen in 1990 with great success, dudes! Would the sequels turn out just as good, or would they would they be a major bummer?
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 120 – 10th Anniversary, part 1
Gather round, everyone, as we celebrate ten years of bullsh!t.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 119 – Indecent Proposal
A husband. A wife. A billionaire. A terrible movie.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 118 – Shining Through
They used to make movies this stupid.
They still do.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 117 – Hudson Hawk
We’ll travel along, singing a song…
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 116 – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
And that’s about how much this movie made. OH!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 115 – Ghosts Can’t Do It
The Dereks are back. They have not improved.
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