In which I explain why Columbus Day is bullsh!t.
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 113 – Cocktail
In 1998, Tom Cruise starred in the Best Picture of the year. He also starred in Cocktail.
Note: Due to technical difficulties, some of the audio may sound a bit off. Apologies.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 112 – Leonard Part 6
Something something something Jell-O Pudding Pops.
In Memoriam
RIP Tim Conway, 1933-2019
The only man funny enough to make Harvey Korman wet himself on TV.
(Seriously, Harvey actually wet himself during this sketch.)
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 111 – Under The Cherry Moon
It’s enough to make you want to lose your mind.
NOTE: Apparently I screwed up the pointless, mind-numbing research. Titanic was, in fact, on top of the box office for three months more recently than Home Alone.
How the hell did I miss that? It’s fucking Titanic! I must be slipping.
VLOG – Dumbo (2019)
Michael Buffer?
VLOG – Us
I got five on it.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 110 – Howard The Duck
What the duck?
VLOG – Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Everything is still awesome!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 109 – Rambo: First Blood Part II
This review is not expendable.
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