The Turtles took to the big screen in 1990 with great success, dudes! Would the sequels turn out just as good, or would they would they be a major bummer?
Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 120 – 10th Anniversary, part 1
Gather round, everyone, as we celebrate ten years of bullsh!t.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 119 – Indecent Proposal
A husband. A wife. A billionaire. A terrible movie.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 118 – Shining Through
They used to make movies this stupid.
They still do.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 117 – Hudson Hawk
We’ll travel along, singing a song…
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 116 – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
And that’s about how much this movie made. OH!
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 115 – Ghosts Can’t Do It
The Dereks are back. They have not improved.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 114 – Star Trek V
In which I explain why Columbus Day is bullsh!t.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 113 – Cocktail
In 1998, Tom Cruise starred in the Best Picture of the year. He also starred in Cocktail.
Note: Due to technical difficulties, some of the audio may sound a bit off. Apologies.
Cinematic Excrement: Episode 112 – Leonard Part 6
Something something something Jell-O Pudding Pops.
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