Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

In space, no one can hear you scream. But by all means, feel free to scream anyway.

Is it really better up there?

Robots and monsters and Ron Pearlman! Oh my!

Hi-yo boredom! Away!

The Smeghead takes a stab at riffing this rather bizarre PSA about firework safety.

NOTE: This VLOG is spoiler free. A supplemental spoiler VLOG can be found after the break.

Shane Black made this movie in a cave…with a box of scraps!

It’s the end of the world! Can Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman save us?

Why does everyone always think reading a book bound in human flesh is a good idea?

Roger Ebert, 1942-2013

I give cancer two thumbs down. 😦