Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

VLOG: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Posted on August 14, 2015 by smeghead4269

Shouldn’t it be the MEN from U.N.C.L.E.? There are two of them, after all. Plus there’s a woman…ah, fuck it.

VLOG: The Fantastic Four

Posted on August 10, 2015 by smeghead4269

There is no good movie. Only Doom.

VLOG – Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Posted on August 5, 2015 by smeghead4269

This VLOG will self destruct in five seconds.

VLOG – Vacation (2012)

Posted on July 31, 2015 by smeghead4269

The holiday road has a few potholes.

VLOG: Terminator Genisys

Posted on July 5, 2015 by smeghead4269

He’s old, not obsolete.

Minor spoilers in this one, but far fewer spoilers than the trailer!

VLOG: Inside Out

Posted on July 3, 2015 by smeghead4269

The feels.

VLOG: Jurassic World (minor spoilers)

Posted on June 17, 2015 by smeghead4269

What could possibly go wrong?

NOTE: Contrary to what I said in the video, the black guy does NOT die. I’m honestly not sure why I remembered it that way. Either my memory is starting to fade in my old age (okay, I guess I’m not that old), or my brain just won’t accept the black guy not dying in this type of movie.

Is that racist, or just stupid? Perhaps it’s a bit of both.