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Category Archives: VLOG
VLOG: The Martian
Bring him home. With SCIENCE!
VLOG: The Visit (minor spoilers)
Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?
VLOG: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Shouldn’t it be the MEN from U.N.C.L.E.? There are two of them, after all. Plus there’s a woman…ah, fuck it.
VLOG: The Fantastic Four
There is no good movie. Only Doom.
VLOG – Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
This VLOG will self destruct in five seconds.
VLOG – Vacation (2012)
The holiday road has a few potholes.
VLOG: Terminator Genisys
He’s old, not obsolete.
Minor spoilers in this one, but far fewer spoilers than the trailer!
VLOG: Inside Out
The feels.
VLOG: Jurassic World (minor spoilers)
What could possibly go wrong?
NOTE: Contrary to what I said in the video, the black guy does NOT die. I’m honestly not sure why I remembered it that way. Either my memory is starting to fade in my old age (okay, I guess I’m not that old), or my brain just won’t accept the black guy not dying in this type of movie.
Is that racist, or just stupid? Perhaps it’s a bit of both.
Cinematic Excrement 