Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

Let’s not and say we did.

Cowabunga!

NOTE: Minor spoilers. I talk about the movie’s version of the turtles’ origin story.

In which I demonstrate how Hollywood has forgotten how to make a found footage movie.

*NOTE* Spoilers towards the end, but you will be warned.

Imagine what would happen if you made a movie using only 10% of your brain.

The first movie sucked ass. Is the sequel any better? Also, a quick word on Weird Al Yankovic’s latest album.

Does the new Apes movie still live up to the hype? And is Sharknado still funny with a trio of old men yelling at it?

It’s the most critically panned movie in Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise to date. Is the hate well deserved?

This is amazing!

A million ways to bomb at the box office.

The X-Men movies have certainly been a mixed bag. So how does the latest one hold up?