In which I explain the importance of calling your mom after a near fatal accident.
VLOG – 12 Strong
Do you long for the days when the war in Afghanistan was looked upon favorably?
Bottom Ten Movies of 2017
Because the channel is called “Cinematic Excrement” after all.
Top Ten Movies of 2017
The annual assessment of my poor taste in film.
Transformers Re-Rolled Episode 3
Yep, we’re still doing this.
VLOG – Molly’s Game
She is extremely hard to kill.
VLOG – Bright
Why is no one concerned about the goddamned dragon!?
VLOG – All The Money In The World
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Episode 98 – Eight Crazy Nights
Put on your yarmulke.
VLOG – Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle
You gonna die!
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