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VLOG – Ready Player One

Posted on April 4, 2018 by smeghead4269

There is no life I know…

Posted in VLOG | Tagged olivia cooke, ready player one, steven spielberg, tye sheridan | Leave a comment

Episode 100, part 2 – Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted on March 28, 2018 by smeghead4269

STUPID! STUPID!

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged ed wood, plan 9 from outer space | Leave a comment

VLOG – Tomb Raider

Posted on March 22, 2018 by smeghead4269

Another video game adaptation. Is this one at least watchable?

Posted in VLOG | Tagged alicia vikander, daniel wu, tomb rader, walton goggins | Leave a comment

VLOG – A Wrinkle In Time

Posted on March 19, 2018 by smeghead4269

The first big screen adaptation of the classic novel. How’d it do?

Posted in VLOG | Tagged a wrinkle in time, ava duvernay, mindy kaling, oprah winfrey, reese witherspoon, storm reid | Leave a comment

Episode 100, part 1- Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted on March 11, 2018 by smeghead4269

Can your heart withstand the horrors of…another dude incoherently ranting on Youtube?

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged ed wood, episode 100, plan 9 from outer space | Leave a comment

VLOG – Black Panther

Posted on February 21, 2018 by smeghead4269

Wakanda forever!

Posted in VLOG | Tagged black panther, chadwick boseman, danai gurira, lupita nyong'o, michael b jordan, ryan coogler | Leave a comment

VLOG – The Cloverfield Paradox

Posted on February 15, 2018 by smeghead4269

Has anyone seen my arm?

Posted in VLOG | Tagged chris o'dowd, daniel bruhl, david oyelowo, gugu mbatha-raw, the cloverfield paradox, ziyi zhang | Leave a comment

VLOG – Winchester

Posted on February 8, 2018 by smeghead4269

The House That Ghosts* Built

*some old lady with a shitload of money

Posted in VLOG | Tagged helen mirren, jason clarke, winchester | Leave a comment

Episode 99 – Fifty Shades Darker

Posted on February 1, 2018 by smeghead4269

In which I explain the importance of calling your mom after a near fatal accident.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged dakota johnson, fifty shades darker, jamie dornan, kim basinger | 1 Comment

VLOG – 12 Strong

Posted on January 19, 2018 by smeghead4269

Do you long for the days when the war in Afghanistan was looked upon favorably?

Posted in VLOG | Tagged 12 strong, chris hemsworth, michael shannon, navid negahban | Leave a comment

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