You always have a choice…
VLOG: The Visit (minor spoilers)
Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?
Episode 71 – Jupiter Ascending
I CREATE LIFE…and I destroy it.
VLOG: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Shouldn’t it be the MEN from U.N.C.L.E.? There are two of them, after all. Plus there’s a woman…ah, fuck it.
VLOG: The Fantastic Four
There is no good movie. Only Doom.
VLOG – Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
This VLOG will self destruct in five seconds.
Episode 70 – Total Recall (2012)
Come on, Cohaagen. You got what you want. Give these people a good movie!
VLOG – Vacation (2012)
The holiday road has a few potholes.
VLOG: Ant-Man
It’s time to become the hero…by breaking into a place and stealing some shit.
VLOG: Terminator Genisys
He’s old, not obsolete.
Minor spoilers in this one, but far fewer spoilers than the trailer!