Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

Twilight In 5 Seconds

Posted on April 1, 2014 by smeghead4269

Because I just can’t let it go.

Episode 54: After Earth

Posted on March 28, 2014 by smeghead4269

Nepotism and Shyamalan, a (Razzie) winning combination!

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VLOG: The Wind Rises

Posted on March 18, 2014 by smeghead4269

It’s the final film from the legendary Hayao Miyazaki. Did he go out on a high note, or…who am I kidding? Of course he did.

VLOG: Mr. Peabody & Sherman

Posted on March 10, 2014 by smeghead4269

No doubt about it, every dog should have a boy.

The 2014 Oscars in 5 Seconds

Posted on March 3, 2014 by smeghead4269

Wait, what’d he say?

Episode 52: Battlefield Earth

Posted on January 30, 2014 by smeghead4269

While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained…to review terrible movies!

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In Memoriam

Posted on January 25, 2014 by smeghead4269

Justin Carmical, AKA JewWario, 1971-2014

I am very sad to hear that J-Dub committed suicide two days ago. I was never lucky enough to meet him, but by all accounts he was a great man. I was a big fan of his work, including “You Can Play This”, and his videos always brought a smile to my face. The weird thing is I just saw him on Radio Dead Air Live with Nash on Monday night, and if there was anything wrong with him he hid it well. It was one of the funnier WTFIWWY streams I’ve seen.

I suppose if there’s anything we can take away from this, it’s that if you have problems with depression, please get help. The people who love you can’t help you if they don’t know.

My heart goes out to the wife, family, and friends he left behind. He will be missed.