Cinematic Excrement

Hollywood can suck it!

Roger Ebert, 1942-2013

I give cancer two thumbs down. 😦

Line?

Parts 2 and 3 after the break, or full version on Vimeo here: https://vimeo.com/115319106

When Vanilla Ice is the best part of your movie, you know you’re in bad shape.

Whoever greenlit this sequel deserves a beatdown.

Turns out the Mayans were wrong, so I guess I have to make another year end top 10 list.

Double the displeasure, double the pain!

It’s beginning to look a lot like horseshit.

The storm was so bad that visibility was reduce to zero, yet I could still see the twist coming a mile away.

Plenty of style, but does it have substance to match?

You are bad guy, but that doesn’t mean you are bad guy.