Rob at Cinematic Venom has decided to put his movie reviews on the shelf for a while, but he’s going out with a bang. I have a cameo in his upcoming review (lots of people do, it seems), which you can spot briefly in the trailer.
Random stuff
So someone decided I was worth interviewing. I have no idea what possessed them to think so, but there it is.
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/cinematic-excrement-sean-moore-reviews-interview/
Also, thanks to Wes Lesley, I have fan art now.
VLOG 6-17-12: Rock of Ages
Here I go again with another VLOG. This movie wanted to rock more than words can express, but I can’t fight this feeling it was not just like paradise. It hit me with its best shot, but failed to rock me like a hurricane. Sister Christian.
Episode 31: Bucky Larson, Born To Be A Star
WHY???
Episode 30: Jack and Jill
Give me cancer now, God!
Parts 2 and 3 after the break, or full version on Vimeo here: https://vimeo.com/112611999
In Memoriam
Adam “MCA” Yaunch, 1964-2012
Sadly, his license to ill has expired. RIP.
Episode 29: 3 Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain
The 3 Ninjas and Hulk Hogan. It’s a match made in heaven!
Part 2 after the break, or full version on Vimeo here: https://vimeo.com/112609655
VLOG 3-28-12: The Hunger Games
“The Death Games” would be a bit more accurate, though not as marketable.
Episode 28: Conan The Destroyer
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the people who paid to see this crap.
Part 2 after the break, or full version on Vimeo here: https://vimeo.com/112609649
VLOG 3-12-12: John Carter
I ramble for 20 minutes or so on Disney’s John Carter, making the inevitable comparison to The Asylum’s Princess of Mars.
Part 2 after the break.
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