Give me cancer now, God!

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The 3 Ninjas and Hulk Hogan. It’s a match made in heaven!

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“The Death Games” would be a bit more accurate, though not as marketable.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the people who paid to see this crap.

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I ramble for 20 minutes or so on Disney’s John Carter, making the inevitable comparison to The Asylum’s Princess of Mars.

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Disney’s John Carter has arrived, so I figured it was time I did a commentary on that other version.

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Oh dear god, they’re breeding.

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Ben Kingsley’s in it, so it can’t be that bad…right?

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