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VLOG – X-Men: Apocalpyse
“The third movie is always the worst.”
NOTE: The mutant cage fight was in Germany, not Russia. Of course, Nightcrawler is German, so in hindsight I guess that should’ve been obvious.
VLOG: The Nice Guys
They’re not really that nice.
VLOG: Money Monster (minor spoilers)
How hard is it to find someone who can do a convincing New York accent?
VLOG – Captain America: Civil War
Underoos!
NOTE: Curses, my memory fails me again! Iron Man actually came out before Incredible Hulk, though the two were separated by about a month which is probably why I got confused.
VLOG: Keanu (minor spoilers)
Kitten, please!
VLOG: Sing Street
No woman can ever truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.
VLOG: Criminal (minor spoilers)
In which I explain the importance of proper torture tactics.
VLOG: Hardcore Henry (minor spoilers)
In which I ponder the future of workplace safety.
VLOG – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Emotionless robot vs. crazy psychopath.
THIS VLOG MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS
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