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Hi Sean hey Love the show got a whole line of notifications from your show and that inspired me to try to write to you I must know man How would I go about contacting you I have a few pictures I would like to show you ( I collect Model kits BUT not cars and planes oh no My kits are The Fly or Bela Lugosi as Dracula. So quickly I figure you are probably busy. I discovered your Channel a few years ago My daughter’s were going to see those Fifty Shades films and I happened to notice how beautifully you roasted these Masterpieces! But MY ALL TIME FAVORITE Episode of yours is Star Trek The Motionless Picture. I have a Story to tell you regarding that film. Actually I’m working on a 3ft model of the Enterprise Refit from the film. But there is more. I’m from Richmond Va. and I’ve always been a collector of Movie Memorabilia 1 sheet Posters, Cardboard Standees Presskits Anything I used to get in big trouble for all the Long Distance Phone Calls to the Hollywood Studios like Warner Brothers or Fox I told them I do Movie Reviews for my School Paper. They even did an article on my collecting of all these boxes of Movie Presskits that were sent to local newspapers to help them with their Film Reviews. The Reviewers would get DOZENS of these booklets each week and btw I might have mentioned these Press Folders usually included anywhere from 6 to 18 B&W Still Photos and sometimes they would but out Presskits for Big Blockbusters like Empire Strikes Back came with The Soundtrack Album and/or Novelizations etc The Disney Bunavista Tron Folder even contained 20 or 30 Color Slides! Okay so Me and my best bud Also named John were really in to the Special Effects carried around magazines like Cinefantastique or Old Famous Monsters Of Filmland So on last day of senior year and John told me he was flying out to LA to apprentice with Makeup master Tom Burman I chose to remain in Richmond and spend the Whole summer Smoking Weed and Drinking Beer Years Later I would in the meantime I would marry and 3 kids and 27 years of marriage we finally divorced a couple of years ago but we are still friends and although the road was kinda bumpy we made it alot longer then some couples you hear about So there I was Now A Husband and Father I have never regretted how life went for me BUT it was amazing when about 10 years after the fact we sat down to watch a show on Discovery called Movie Magic on one night they were focusing on Latex Appliances like Spock’s Ears are the Original Planet Of The Apes 1968 Well They were showing some effects being done for a comedy called Cabin Boy. Chris Elliott was the star but David Letterman was there AND what blew my mind was there was my old buddy John Calpin Applying Latex Woodgrain to Actress Ricki Lake for role as a Ship’s statue that comes to Life! Wild before I explain my Star Trek The Motionless Picture story let me make sure you get this but thank you for all the entertainment and I still want to send some pics if you could help me figure out how No not Dick Pics lol
Cinematic Excrement 
Hi Sean hey Love the show got a whole line of notifications from your show and that inspired me to try to write to you I must know man How would I go about contacting you I have a few pictures I would like to show you ( I collect Model kits BUT not cars and planes oh no My kits are The Fly or Bela Lugosi as Dracula. So quickly I figure you are probably busy. I discovered your Channel a few years ago My daughter’s were going to see those Fifty Shades films and I happened to notice how beautifully you roasted these Masterpieces! But MY ALL TIME FAVORITE Episode of yours is Star Trek The Motionless Picture. I have a Story to tell you regarding that film. Actually I’m working on a 3ft model of the Enterprise Refit from the film. But there is more. I’m from Richmond Va. and I’ve always been a collector of Movie Memorabilia 1 sheet Posters, Cardboard Standees Presskits Anything I used to get in big trouble for all the Long Distance Phone Calls to the Hollywood Studios like Warner Brothers or Fox I told them I do Movie Reviews for my School Paper. They even did an article on my collecting of all these boxes of Movie Presskits that were sent to local newspapers to help them with their Film Reviews. The Reviewers would get DOZENS of these booklets each week and btw I might have mentioned these Press Folders usually included anywhere from 6 to 18 B&W Still Photos and sometimes they would but out Presskits for Big Blockbusters like Empire Strikes Back came with The Soundtrack Album and/or Novelizations etc The Disney Bunavista Tron Folder even contained 20 or 30 Color Slides! Okay so Me and my best bud Also named John were really in to the Special Effects carried around magazines like Cinefantastique or Old Famous Monsters Of Filmland So on last day of senior year and John told me he was flying out to LA to apprentice with Makeup master Tom Burman I chose to remain in Richmond and spend the Whole summer Smoking Weed and Drinking Beer Years Later I would in the meantime I would marry and 3 kids and 27 years of marriage we finally divorced a couple of years ago but we are still friends and although the road was kinda bumpy we made it alot longer then some couples you hear about So there I was Now A Husband and Father I have never regretted how life went for me BUT it was amazing when about 10 years after the fact we sat down to watch a show on Discovery called Movie Magic on one night they were focusing on Latex Appliances like Spock’s Ears are the Original Planet Of The Apes 1968 Well They were showing some effects being done for a comedy called Cabin Boy. Chris Elliott was the star but David Letterman was there AND what blew my mind was there was my old buddy John Calpin Applying Latex Woodgrain to Actress Ricki Lake for role as a Ship’s statue that comes to Life! Wild before I explain my Star Trek The Motionless Picture story let me make sure you get this but thank you for all the entertainment and I still want to send some pics if you could help me figure out how No not Dick Pics lol