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Cinematic Excrement: Episode 105 – Inchon

Posted on October 8, 2018 by smeghead4269

In 1950, General MacArthur led a successful invasion of Inchon, turning the tide of the Korean War.

In 1982, someone made a terrible movie about it.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged inchon, laurence olivier | 1 Comment

Cinematic Excrement: Episode 104 – Mommie Dearest

Posted on September 7, 2018 by smeghead4269

Something something hangers…

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged christina crawford, faye dunaway, joan crawford, mommie dearest | Leave a comment

Episode 103 – Can’t Stop The Music

Posted on August 4, 2018 by smeghead4269

 

The 70s were dead and gone. Too bad this movie didn’t know it.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged bruce jenner, can't stop the music, steve guttenberg, valerie perrine, village people | 1 Comment

Episode 102 – The Snowman

Posted on July 6, 2018 by smeghead4269

MISTER DIRECTOR

YOU COULD HAVE MADE A GOOD MOVIE

I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged michael fassbender, the snowman | Leave a comment

Episode 101 – The Book Of Henry

Posted on May 2, 2018 by smeghead4269

Some things should be left undone.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged jacob tremblay, jaeden lieberher, naomi watts, the book of henry | Leave a comment

Episode 100, part 2 – Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted on March 28, 2018 by smeghead4269

STUPID! STUPID!

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged ed wood, plan 9 from outer space | Leave a comment

Episode 100, part 1- Plan 9 From Outer Space

Posted on March 11, 2018 by smeghead4269

Can your heart withstand the horrors of…another dude incoherently ranting on Youtube?

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged ed wood, episode 100, plan 9 from outer space | Leave a comment

Episode 99 – Fifty Shades Darker

Posted on February 1, 2018 by smeghead4269

In which I explain the importance of calling your mom after a near fatal accident.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged dakota johnson, fifty shades darker, jamie dornan, kim basinger | 1 Comment

Episode 98 – Eight Crazy Nights

Posted on December 26, 2017 by smeghead4269

Put on your yarmulke.

Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged adam sandler, eight crazy nights, rob schneider | Leave a comment

Episode 97 – Found Footage

Posted on December 4, 2017 by smeghead4269
Posted in Cinematic Excrement episodes | Tagged blair witch, cloverfield, found footage, paranormal activity | Leave a comment

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