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Category Archives: Cinematic Excrement episodes
Humorous video reviews of the worst Hollywood has to offer.
Episode 89 – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
What a steaming pile of snikt!
VLOG – John Wick Chapter: 2
Will somebody please get this man a gun!
Episode 88 – Norm of the North
Because I had to do a Rob Schneider movie eventually.
Transformers Re-rolled – Episode 2
Five months after #TIBA, we finally have episode 2!
Episode 87 – Fred Claus
Will this movie put you in the Christmas spirit, or will it just make you want to drink a lot of spirits?
Episode 86 – Lady In The Water
She should have stayed in the water.
Episode 85 – Fant4stic
Fantastic? More like Craptastic, amirite?
Episode 84 – Fantastic Four/Rise of the Silver Surfer
What’s this? Two movies in one video? Has the whole world gone mad!?
VLOG – Ben-Hur
What’s a Ben-Hur?
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